Friday, July 9, 2010

The McLovin Show

Well I thought I would try something new. Since you won't be getting your news from J this morning I decided I would post a few stories that caught my attention. If this goes well, every time there is a "Best Of The Big J Show" there will be a McLovin Show on the blog. Please leave your comments below.

LeBron Goes With Miami

That's right. King James has signed with the Miami Heat. I know we don't cover sports a ton, but people have been obsessed for months on where LeBron would be playing next year.

The best part of it all: The owner of his old team (Cleveland Cavaliers) is PISSED! He released a statement after the huge press conference last night stating LeBron will now be cursed: "The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma." He also promised Cleveland will win a championship before James and the Heat will. I guess when you live in a place like Cleveland, you have to hope for something good to happen to your life.

You can read the entire letter HERE!

Lindsay Lohan "Too Young To Die"

The above track leaked online yesterday titled "Too Young To Die." There's no word when it was recorded or where it was meant to end up. Tell us what you think in the comments below.

Freaky on the Folf Course

Here in Billings we've had a lot of talk around what to do with Pioneer Park's Folf Course. A lot of residents around the park claim "drug use, alcohol, noise, and gangs" to be a problem. BUT at least our folfers aren't doing this:

50-year-old Guillermo Flores and 53-year-old Geraldine Smith of Moorhead, North Dakota were busted having relations on the fifth hole of their local folf course.

Around 7:00pm Monday, police got a call saying their were two old people drunk and fornicating on the course. When the cops got their they found the couple pantsless and just finishing up. Both have been cited for indecent exposure.

Get the rim shot ready for McLovin punchline time: "That's what I call a 'Hole in One'"

Being Team Jacob Can Get You Murdered!?

Like most women... or myself... we love the Twilight franchise. And I know that I am on Team Jacob, however you gotta watch out what you say to your partner.

Charles Fisher of Thornton, Colorado texted his wife, who was with her friend watching Eclipse, "Are you having fun watching your sparkly vampires?" She responded like many of my friends by saying she liked the werewolves better because they were shirtless.

This set Charles off. When his wife got home from the cinema (it's so much more fun to sound classy and say cinema over movie theatre) he shot her several times with his semi-automatic pistol and set the house on fire. He then drove to the police station to confess.

He has been arrested for first-degree murder, first-degree arson and domestic violence.

51 Uses For Coca-Cola

Here's a fun list of 51 uses for Coca-Cola. Things on the list include relieving an upset stomach, cooking with it, or even curling your hair.

Check out the full list HERE!

Thanks for joining me for the first ever McLovin Show. Leave your comments below.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Moorhead, ND must be right next to Fargo, MN....LOL!